so get this, watch. in about june-ish this dude armageddon went out to some newish bar on the southside that he had been wanting to check out for a while and ended up meeting this total fuckin hag named reality but armageddon had had a few and the ugly witch started lookin better as the night went on and sure enough they ended up nailin that shit up and then all of a sudden nine months later aka last night out popped this little fuck known as UPPER WASHINGTON STATE IS NOW AN ISLAND AND NO YOU CAN NOT GO EAST FROM SEATTLE BECAUSE THERE ARE AVALANCHES AND NO YOU CAN NOT GO EAST FROM TACOMA BECAUSE THERE ARE LANDSLIDES AND NO YOU CAN NOT GO SOUTH FROM OLYMPIA BECAUSE THE WHOLE OF THE GOD DAMN SOUTH IS FLOODED OVER AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET USED TO THE GOD DAMNED GREY AND THE GOD DAMNED EVERGREEN TREES CAUSE YOU ARE NOT FUCKING LEAVING ANYTIME SOON!
so i'm in olympia with alex gaziano and last night amidst what could have been the end of the world but really is probably (hopefully?) only a sign of how fucked the world could be, we listened to really old memory songs and had lots of awesome. portland today! oakland. . .tomorrow?!
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oh matty smith, i love your blog. the world truly has gone insane. say what's up to gaz for me.
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